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~*~ CYBER DREAMS ON NEOCITIES ~*~
Welcome to my Neocities homepage. It is always 1999 here. Please enjoy this carefully hand-coded shrine to dial-up sounds, tiled backgrounds, mysterious web counters, interactive nonsense, and links that open in your imagination.
This page watches your cursor like a haunted screensaver. Move around and the portal, eyes, aura, comet tail, and fake browser all get nervous.
Judgment Eyes
They know what tab you came from.
Feed The Portal
Portal power: 0
Runaway Button
Try to catch it. It is afraid of commitment.
Catches: 0
Mini Games In One HTML
Game 1: Bug Squasher
Click the bugs before they vanish. Very scientific.
Game 2: Cursor Dodger
Keep your cursor in the arena. Avoid the skulls. Last as long as possible.
Game 3: Dial-Up Password Generator
Generate cursed passwords from the primordial web.
I like computers, MIDI files, transparent GIFs, alien conspiracies, and putting too many badges on one page. This site was lovingly crafted for Neocities with nested tables and unreasonable confidence.
— The Webmaster
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Downloads
| File | Size | Status |
|---|---|---|
| cool_skull_cursor.zip | 14 KB | SAFE? |
| my_theme_song.mid | 8 KB | VERY LOUD |
| animated_dividers_pack.gif | 31 KB | HOT!!! |